A cartoon depiction of an elderly couple arguing across a table | Source: Amomama
Our MILs are often lovely, cool, and kind, but that’s not always the case. Everyone has heard a story about a MIL who turns their in-laws’ lives into a nightmare. So, without further ado, here are some jokes about those kinds of MILs.
Two men conversing in an office environment | Source: Pexels
Employee: “Can I have tomorrow off to go and visit my mother-in-law?”
Employee: “Thanks, I knew you’d understand!”
A man considering something with a smile on his face | Source: Pexels
I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law… but it’s nice to think about!
Some unusual road users | Source: Pexels
Why did the mother-in-law cross the road?
She thought it was a boundary.
A man and his wife are driving along and the man sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven guys.
A couple driving through the countryside | Source: Pexels
“Aren’t you going to help?” his wife asks.
“No,” says the man, “seven of them should be enough.”
My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit.
“Staying long?” I asked.
“Just until I start getting on your nerves,” she replied.
“Oh, so you won’t even be staying for tea then,” I replied.
A teapot obscuring a couple in the background | Source: Pexels
An elderly woman serving dinner at a table | Source: Pexels
What do you call it if you’re late for dinner at your mother-in-law’s?
A young girl posing in a school classroom | Source: Pexels
I named my daughter after my mother-in-law.
Passive-Aggressive Nutcase just started secondary school.
A lush, primordial garden | Source: Pexels
In the story of Adam and Eve, Adam didn’t have a mother-in-law.
He really did live in paradise, didn’t he?
Two men sharing a laugh at a bar | Source: Pexels
Jon said, “My mother-in-law is an angel.”
“You’re a lucky fella,” Andy replied, “mine’s still alive!”
A cowboy riding in the sunset | Source: Pexels
What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
An elderly woman “holding forth” in conversation | Source: Pexels
I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law in six months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.
A parrot with wing raised | Source: Pexels
My mother-in-law bought a parrot recently but had to return it.
“This talking parrot you sold me doesn’t speak!” she told the pet store owner.
“I haven’t had the chance!” replied the parrot.
The rooftop of a house, slick with rain | Source: Pexels
My wife asked if my mother could come down for the weekend.
“Because she’s been on the roof for two weeks now and it’s starting to rain.”
A man ice fishing on a frozen lake | Source: Pexels
I’m trying to get my mother-in-law to go ice fishing before the ice gets too thick.
A Christmas turkey roasted and ready for eating | Source: Pexels
What do turkeys and mothers-in-law have in common?
Seeing them once a year at Christmas is enough!
A hand hovering below a lit light bulb | Source: Pexels
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it whilst the world revolves around her.
A snake coiled menacingly on the ground | Source: Pexels
What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a boa constrictor?
A boa constrictor eventually lets go.
A “twister” touching down in the distance | Source: Pexels
What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a tornado?
Nothing, both come into your life bringing devastation.
We know you just can’t get enough of these mother-in-law jokes, so here are two more to keep you in stitches…
A man making a speech | Source: Pexels
I always cringe when I hear jokes about how difficult mothers-in-law are because my own experience has been far from that.
She’s beautiful, smart, funny [turns to mother-in-law]… sorry, am I reading this right?
A bride in tears at the altar | Source: Pexels
Many people believe that women marry men like their fathers, which is why the [bride]’s mother was crying her eyes out during the ceremony.
If you enjoyed these jokes, here are some more for you about grandmas and grandpas.